Things about moi.

  • I do not speak French.

  • I’m always down to talk about the royal family. They be wildin.

  • I love movies/books/shows about witches and spooky ish. Specifically The Witches of Eastwick. Mostly because of Cher.

  • I like keeping track of statistics and answers I’d like to know in the afterlife. Like, how many times did I curse? How many times did I sneeze? What really happened August 31, 1997, the night of Princess Diana’s death?

For years I’ve also collected words, phrases and quotes that I like. I’ve assembled some here for you. May they mean nothing to you like they do to me.